Genetics and Health

Jessica Simpson’s DNA For Sale

by Hsien Hsien Lei, PhD on December 2nd, 2006

Call the authorities! acypress is attempting to sell Jessica Simpson DNA (encased in chewing gum).

Here’s that pale blue gum. I think it is worth more than 99 cents. I will write a letter stating its’ authenticity & I’ll tell a bit of film gossip to the winner also. I forgot I had this, but glad I found it. It was in her mouth so it has her DNA on it & you can clone her :)

With over 2 days left to go in the auction, Jessica’s gum is going for $199.50.

This isn’t the first nor will it be the last time someone tries to sell a celebrity’s DNA. Last year, we had Matt Damon then there was Britney and K-Fed’s corndog. Warning to bidders wishing to extract Jessica Simpson’s DNA: It’s undoubtedly contaminated by now looking at how the seller is handling it with his BARE HANDS. So if you decide to clone, don’t be surprised if you end up with a male ape.

via Simply Dumb

Technorati Tags: britney spears, k-fed, kevin federline, matt damon, jessica simpson, gum, dna, genetics, genes, ebay, crazy

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